Douche and Turd

==Plot==

==Plot==

During a [[pep rally]] at South Park Elementary, demonstrators from [[People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals|PETA]] protest the use of a cow as the school's mascot. As a result, the staff at South Park Elementary ask all the students to elect a new mascot. Embarrassed by the bland choices, [[Kyle Broflovski]] jokingly suggests that one of the choices should be a "giant douche", while [[Eric Cartman]] instead suggests a "turd sandwich". Eventually, the two joke candidates get the most votes, so an election is scheduled to be held. Kyle and Cartman aggressively promote their respective candidates, using [[bribery]] and [[fear mongering]] to gain support.

During a [[pep rally]] at South Park Elementary, demonstrators from [[People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals|PETA]] protest the use of a cow as the school's mascot. As a result, the staff at South Park Elementary ask all the students to elect a new mascot. Embarrassed by the bland choices, [[Kyle Broflovski]] jokingly suggests that one of the choices should be a "giant douche", while [[Eric Cartman]] instead suggests a "turd sandwich". Eventually, the two joke candidates get the most votes, so an election is scheduled to be held with the results counted up the following Tuesday. Kyle and Cartman aggressively promote their respective candidates, using [[bribery]] and [[fear mongering]] to gain support.

[[Stan Marsh]] does not see the point in choosing between a douche and a turd, declaring his refusal to vote. Stan tells his family about it at dinner, but his parents stress the importance of voting to Stan and argue over who he should vote for. Meanwhile, Kyle informs [[Sean Combs|Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs]], who, along with his entourage, intimidates Stan to vote or die. Stan agrees to vote in response to the threats, but when he is about to vote for Turd Sandwich, Kyle demands Stan to vote for Giant Douche instead. Disgusted with everyone's actions, Stan again refuses to vote. The school administration decides that Stan must be banished from town until he realizes the importance of voting. Stan is publicly shamed by the townspeople, bound with a bucket over his head, and placed on a horse, which leaves the town to roam while carrying Stan.

[[Stan Marsh]] does not see the point in choosing between a douche and a turd, declaring his refusal to vote. Stan tells his family about it at dinner, but his parents stress the importance of voting to Stan and argue over who he should vote for. Meanwhile, Kyle informs [[Sean Combs|Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs]], who, along with his entourage, intimidates Stan to vote or die. Stan agrees to vote in response to the threats, but when he is about to vote for Turd Sandwich, Kyle demands Stan to vote for Giant Douche instead. Disgusted with everyone's actions, Stan again refuses to vote. The school administration decides that Stan must be banished from town until he realizes the importance of voting. Stan is publicly shamed by the townspeople, bound with a bucket over his head, and placed on a horse, which leaves the town to roam while carrying Stan.